Missing Top Hat Mystery

An undertaker in Wath Church was sat,

Conducting a funeral service he was at,

When he came out of church, He was left in the lurch

Cos someone had nicked his top hat !!

Anyone seen a black topper and gloves. Last seen in the porch at Wath Parish Church, Wednesday morning 24th August? It didn’t have any legs, so I doubt it fancied a walk around Wath Town centre.

If you are the kind person that decided to try my hat on and take it for a spin around Wath please let me know. If you are wanting a ransom payment, you’re out of luck.

Any details give me a call 01709 571777 regards - David Butterfield